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"She's pretty and she dresses like clown. Horse."

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    Hayden Kristal is a Colorado-based former zookeeper who gave up a lucrative career path in salamanders to pursue comedy. Since then, Hayden's quick wit and cheerful self-deprecation has earned a spot as an America’s Got Talent semifinalist, roles on Adult Swim/HBOMax’s Tuca and Bertie, and over a million followers on social media. When not on the road, Hayden lives on a farm with their girlfriend and equine-pals Chicken Elizabeth Nugget, Squidward, Debbi From Accounting, and Donkey Devito

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